I bet that the family won’t talk about this one!

February 2nd, 2010 admin No comments

Once upon a time, there was a girl who COULDNT get pregnant (sadly she was born with a birth defect). Anyway – she did…..

[Note: There is no abstract, so we're including most of the original article below....]

“Case report:
The patient was a 15-year-old girl employed in a local bar. She was admitted to hospital after a knife fight involving her, a former lover and a new boyfriend. Who stabbed whom was not quite clear but all three participants in the small war were admitted with knife injuries.

The girl had some minor lacerations of the left hand and a single stab-wound in the upper abdomen. Under general anaesthesia, laparotomy was performed through an upper midline abdominal incision to reveal two holes in the stomach. These two wounds had resulted from the single stab-wound through the abdominal wall. The two defects were repaired in two layers. The stomach was noted empty at the time of surgery and no gastric contents were seen in the abdomen. Nevertheless, the abdominal cavity was lavaged with normal saline before closure. The condition of the patient improved rapidly following routine postoperative care and she was discharged home after 10 days.

Precisely 278 days later the patient was admitted again to hospital with acute, intermittent abdominal pain. Abdominal examination revealed a term pregnancy with a cephalic fetal presentation. The uterus was contracting regularly and the fetal heart was heard. Inspection of the vulva showed no vagina, only a shallow skin dimple was present below the external urethral meatus and between the labia minora. An emergency lower segment caesarean section was performed under spinal anaesthesia and a live male infant weighing 2800 g was born…

…While closing the abdominal wall, curiosity could not be contained any longer and the patient was interviewed with the help of a sympathetic nursing sister. The whole story did not become completely clear during that day but, with some subsequent inquiries, the whole saga emerged.

The patient was well aware of the fact that she had no vagina and she had started oral experiments after disappointing attempts at conventional intercourse. Just before she was stabbed in the abdomen she had practised fellatio with her new boyfriend and was caught in the act by her former lover. The fight with knives ensued. She had never had a period and there was no trace of lochia after the caesarean section. She had been worried about the increase in her abdominal size but could not believe she was pregnant although it had crossed her mind more often as her girth increased and as people around her suggested that she was pregnant. She did recall several episodes of lower abdominal pain during the previous year. The young mother, her family, and the likely father adapted themselves rapidly to the new situation and some cattle changed hands to prove that there were no hard feelings.

Comments
A plausible explanation for this pregnancy is that spermatozoa gained access to the reproductive organs via the injured gastrointestinal tract. It is known that spermatozoa do not survive long in an environment with a low pH (Jeffcoate1975), but it is also known that saliva has a high pH and that a starved person does not produce acid under normal circumstances (Bernards & Bouman 1976). It is likely that the patient became pregnant with her first or nearly first ovulation otherwise one would expect that inspissated blood in the uterus and salpinges would have made fertilization difficult. The fact that the son resembled the father excludes an even more miraculous conception.”

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Uncle Harrold

May 12th, 2009 doug 3 comments

As a child, I was aware that Uncle Harry was never around at Christmas, or when there were birthdays. I recently leared that he was actually serving time at Her Majesties pleasure. Exactly why, I still don’t know, but once I find out, I will keep you posted.

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Shhh – We just dont talk about that in this family!

May 11th, 2009 admin No comments

Welcome to We Just DONT Talk About That.com – The home for stories from your distant relatives pasts that caused quite a stir in their day.

Did you know that Great Aunt Meg was married for in 1926, but her eldest son Harry was born in 1925!  Mmmm  Now that explains why she was always very confused about when she got married.

Additionally, did you know that Auntie Potts, who arrived on the ship “Armagedon” in 1938 was on the run for trying to seduce a rich heiress in New Zealand.  No wonder that we just dont talk about that.

So finally, here is a place for all of that juicy family history to reside, where it can be archived forever!

If you have an story about Old Aunt Meg (Changing the name to protect the inocent), Just send an email to admin@wejustdonttalkaboutthat.com, and it wil be up here in a jiffy! (subject to sensible editorial / slander / objectional content rules)

have fun, perusing the stories from our past.

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What the world clearly needs is somewhere to document the exciting and daring antics of our relatives. Somewhere where they will march on through history, preserved here on the Internet. So, if you have an story about Old Aunt Meg, send it in an email to admin@WeJustDontTalkAboutThat.com and it will be up here in a jiffy! Subject to sensible editorial / slander / objectional-content rules